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heather candice stewart

2004-12-22T19:07:00.000+10:00

my girly hehe :D aint she cute... well if youve seen her you'll answer yes.. other wise i'll post this picature.. shes soooooo boootifulz and omg its been over a month now! i can't wait till we go camping and i can spend some real time with her and stuff.. yeh it'll be sooo goood :D:D

thats her ^^^ hehe... at kissmassssss!!!!!

MERRRY XMAS ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD PISS-UP!!!!! im off to NSW for a while!!!

NOTE: hehe i'll have to ask her permission if i can post a non-modified photo of her up here.... this one is like all still her though :-P

pic-a-tures 4 ooo

2004-12-18T22:42:00.000+10:00

Here ya go guys.. some pics that i made sometime.. lol...

^^^ my bizatch wutang gangsta hat

^^^ eye close up coz i dunno lol MSNy ness

^^^ another shot of me in my gangsta hat :-P HOOYEH

^^^ my eyes n simons bath tub lol after film n tv assignment

^^^ me and yer dunno.. got bored with shitty quality

^^^ another shot o my gangsta wutang fliuppity floppity o go the joberty hat

^^^ my face with a sky rise from teh city of Maroochydore on the shunshine coast in the background

^^^ my eye :-P

^^^ the other eye aswell

dif photos:

^^^ B&W plant

^^^ Red B&W plant

^^^ desk lamp

^^ many desk lamps :-D... thanx buhbye!

2Day ... was ermm YAY?

2004-12-18T22:34:00.000+10:00

HEEELLLLEEEWWWW
Hi guys.. i thought id write this with a piccy and colour coz like im happy lol.. I just had a really good day.. and its like the best day ive had since i saw heathey!.... I went down to Brissy to do some shopping with mah good ol pal Allee and another pal who goes by the name 5:30pm ... (ask if you wanna know why)
So yers... we went down there n i spent lotsa money!! and Allee got me a new wallett ... well not specifically for me.. it was for someone else.. but he was a jerk so she gave it to me.. i was so stoked its great! coz i needed a new one and its a black billabong one so its like even better then one i would o fbought myself lol
So after she told me how much she spent on the wallet i HAD to get her something in return... so i let her pick out a shirt she wanted from some shop in indooroopily (which we interpreted to be pronounced as in-door-ooo-pilly.. which was apparently wrong) and i got her that.. so it worked out great.. BAH it was soo much fun.. OH and i bout my heathey some presents!!! well they arent like extra great :( but i was broke.. so i got her a biiiiig H-I-M poster and a H-I-M badge that like goes on a bag or whatever.. but the badge is missing now.. it was about 1cm in diametre and was pink.. if you see it or know anything please call crime stoppers immediately.. it is completely annonamos n stuff lol... so yer and then i get home and the back of the poster there is this black smudge so i was ripped off there! and he rolled it too tightly so now i have to leave it unrolled for a while to stop it from curling and some of the edges look like they have been folded.. well not folded but worn or something gah i dunno.. im not happy.. but too far to take it back.. lol lesson learnt.. next time check things while you are in brisbane... so i cant wait to give the poster to her anyway.. although i wish i stil lhad the badge :'(

Well peoples.... i have to go to sleep now coz im tired and dead.. lol buhbye!

and so i cried tears of cream and caffein

2004-12-17T16:16:00.000+10:00

welcome again guys... cha well im tired coz this mornin i had to help dad cut down some trees on our block of land in town.. 8-) booorrrinng... tonight mum n dad are going to another work function for x-mas and prolly wont be home till about 8 so i was gonna be here home alone.. but now my brother and his gf are staying the nite n i wont be able to make noise after like 8pm or something coz they'll be in bed 8-) gah i mean they bought their own place in gympie.. why cant they live in it! they r only there like 3 days a week 8-)... bugh.. anyway ya get that... so yers.. im thinking of doing more photos tonite.. i dont know what of.. i'll find something i was thinking i mite do some tree-ones but then i realised that would invovle me going outside during the day.. which i cannot do because they are after me? who is they you mite ask? and i mite answer you with this"
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a long long time ago a mlady and a man loved each other very.. very.. much.. and they went into the back seat of a $400 car after some bottles of $2 plonk and I was concieved... unfortunately that car was parked in a no-parking zone of a hospital next door to a chinese cafeteria of doom.. but despise that... apparently only 50 blocks away from that hospital a couple orderd chinese and realised they were racist.. so took it back and bought taiwanese... and the male from the couple choked on one of those little poor-excuse-for-prawns prawns in the special fried rice and his wife was a stoopid bitch and forgot how to drive and lost her keys in the 2 minute period she was looking for them.. so she could not drive to the sophital.. wait.. hospital so she dialed triple-zero and then realised that the number was 000 and the lady sed "yes ma'am we'll be there any minute soon we'll just dispatch an amboolancey rite waya!.. away! (she was eating while she was talking.. chinese but she chews her prawns.. which doesnt make sense coz he weas eating taiwanese.. but for some reason they still had special fried rice with stoopid prawny porns... pawns... wait.. prawns :D)" so then the ambulance guys were like "cmon guys we got a 50-three on the corenr of 10th and yo mammas house... and barry sed HA momma my ass and the guy replied with no not momma mammas you dick head.. and they died of oxygen inhalation and choked on kebabs of doom and cheese" so the ambulance was like 'REEEEAAAWWWWWWW EEEEAAAAAWWWW" (the sirens anyway) but there was a problem.. the rola .. roller.. door opened and a car was blocking the exit. a shgitty $400 car to be exact .. a shitty $400 car that smelt of $2 plonk.. and anyway 3 hours later the guy finally swallowed the prawn and was okay... but there was a $6.50 fine for parking in the no-parking zone that my parents did not pay so now they are after me... and that is they... the amboolancee ppls who want their $6.50..."

and too this day i never go to hospital without checking to make sure that the guys are not working that nite... so i offer then bribes of jamaican rats and australian fruitloops.. and occaisonally some small arabic chip chops of DOOM... so yers due to that i cannot takle photos of trees..

the day after... bum bum BUMMM

2004-12-17T15:03:00.000+10:00

okay well i opened this page but i realised i smell like day old vodka .. so im gonna have a shower and come back and finish this....

now.. where was i.....

oh yers.. yesterday a friend of mine, Shannon had a partay so i thought id better go.. mainly because i wanted to lol.. so i got there with my bag of chips and bottle of softdrink 2 hours early coz its the only lift i could get there.. so i get there and her dad was puttin up the tarp... he's a nice guy.. if i was in his position i would of made shannon do it lmao coz im a prick.. anyhoo so go inside and melly moo was there (shannon's ma) n shes just as great as shannon.. so ppl started rockin up n it started gettin party-ish and omg MEGZY was there n lou!! that was good.. megzy n i go way back.... we even had a theme song (8)Megzy n margo, margo n megzy wot will they do next!(8) yer.. awesome lol and lou is soooo funny when shes pissed

yer and at sometime during the night Grant (mate of mine) crushed Ryan's (another acquaintenc [SP?]) can of UDL n grant blamed it on me so of course.. ryan poured it over me and it got it my eye and it fizzed and hurt :(.. and then i smelt and that was last nite and i havent got changed since.. thats why i had the shower... so yers..

and the party went on with some screaming... lots of booze and the occaisonal thrid-party substance... but yers and then like ppl started leaving and it dropped down to a confined group n yer we were talking and starving and my stomach was making noises louder than the radio. . and they scared Ryan (Agnew.. another mate of mine) lol... so eyrs then it was 3:30 n people r like.. well we'll cook breakfast at 5am so lets have an hour and a half of sleep but of course they slept in till like 6.. bastards but ryan and i stayed away .. so we could look at the sun come up.. but it was cloudy so its was crap lol so i didnt sleep at all and died.. lol.. then i ate and my stomach was all good :-D...

bah and me mate Grant shagged this chick called Kate in my tent as well which is funny coz last time i had the tent he shagged a different chick called kate... hehe.. funny stuff oh crap the tent is still scrunched up in a ball in the car port.. gah i hope it doesnt blow away tonight... okay maybe i should move it... at least inbetween some cars... yers ill do that after i enter this blog and that shall be fun :D YAY fun is good..... so yers well i think thats about it for now.. until i think of some other useless shit to tell everyone about :-)

later in the evening...

2004-12-15T15:54:00.000+10:00

hey guys wotsup... chuh i think theres something i should tell you
I have a girlfriend and her names Heather :D and she is so gorgeous
but shhhhhh she wont want me to tell you that lol :P anyway she is usually always on about this time but shes not so im feeling lonley and "that guy, you know, with the hair" (a.k.a http://cheeseistasty.blogspot.com/ just doesnt cut it for me any more! well.. im building up some wicked smell now fellas coz i think i need a shower... i'll post a photo or 2 of heather later maybe... after i plee for her permission hehe.. well seeyas

LOVE YAS ALL!!!

velcome

2004-12-15T13:07:00.000+10:00

good eeeeeevnin to ye all... welcome to my tomb of monstrosity... my dungeon of foul-play.... my prison of immortal pain... my er.. bedroom? well it doesnt smell THAT bad.. okay well there was this one time... but that jelly bean never saw the light of bette middler again, so its okay...

anyhow.. welcome all new comers to this new site which you would have to be coz its new.. thats rite YOUR ALL NEWBIES MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.. meh im over it! anyway i shall start by telling the story of alice.....

well its more a story of my mother 'Dragon of doom'
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okay its me
its all about ME
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

MY name is Jason Margetts ;) how ya doin im 16 but will be 17 in january HOOYEH im so stoked its like 12 months till im 18 and we all know wot will happen then dont we fellas... thats rite.. ill buy lots n lots of...
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invites to send ppl for my fully happnin B'Day CeleBRATions! wow wot an experience.. ladies and gentlemen just a few [INSERT PERIOD OF TIME HERE]'s ago i was helping my mum crumb fish and it was soooooo bad first i had to get the eggs all the way from the fridge.. and in our house (coz its like a big kitchen) its like 2 metres away and AFTER i did that... i had to crack them (which i managed to do without getting shell into the bowl let alone my eye... so im happy) and then beat them with a fork and add milk.. then i got shitty coz i got eggy and yes... wot an experience...
anyhoo ciao whilst i go in search of inspiration!!!!! {*looks under bed*} hooyeh Pamela Lee here we come...

the FARKEN PHONE

2004-12-15T04:15:00.000+10:00

well good MORNING your royal fat slut! lol anyway...
tonite i am going to a partay in cooran
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and i needed a tent.. but before i realised this it was 10am oh how convinient :heh: ANYhooo
so the only person i know who had a tent that i could burrow is my mums, husbunds, daughters, friends mothers son.. who is also her boyfriend but he leaves for work at like 6:30 AM i KNOW hes wrong in the HEAD so ANYhooo i had to set an alarm to call him and see if he could drop off his tent in the morning so at farken 6am i awake to the happy tuen of my fone going "DA DUN DOO Dan DYh" except like imagine it as musical notes.. anyway GARH i hate it.. so i called him
and he was grumpy

and then

he dropped off the tent.. and i went to sleep :-D

2004-12-14T19:43:00.001+10:00

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